Cup Of Coffee

Wowser. Tired. What a week. The spring sprung for a whole day a few weeks back, now we’re in a windy and wet Bank Holiday. On the way home I flicked around various radio stations and stumbled across the utterly awful “Free Radio”. It was the all-request show, which is never good, because it means that overly-hyped-up people call in and talk to the falser-than-false DJ to request tunes.

“Hi there, what’s your name and where are you calling from?”, says the idiot DJ

“Alriiiiiiiiiiiiight… it’s Keraaay from Oldburaaaaaaaaayy”, says … err.. Kerry from Oldbury.

Click. Off with that nonsense. On with this.. Boom!

So, I found this CD tucked under my windscreen wiper. I figured it was a new form of leafleting, and unfortunately my curiosity got the better of me and I opened the files on the CD.

Don’t ask me why, but I did. After a few seconds you start to question the sanity of the people who are spending time buying hundreds of blank CD’s and duplicating them, then walking around the local Asda and dropping them under windscreen wipers.

Now, believe whatever you want to believe, but I have an issue with people force-feeding their beliefs upon me. On this CD the introduction document started off badly..

Sadly in this 3D world that we perceive, we have egotistical, psychopathic, soulless, service-to-self entities, which are powering over us, turning us into dumbed-down mind-controlled zombies. These satanic lowly entities:

- They deny us our freedom. They continually erode away our liberties, using sinister “false flag” operations, like 9-11, 7-7, Boston Marathon bombings to bring in new oppressive laws. YES! These were inside jobs. Wake up people! The terrorists are within our government departments! PROOF of this can be found on this CD.
- They deny us our health. They encourage unhealthy lifestyles. They encourage all manner of addictions, which destroy our lives.

Yes, those thousands of deaths were “inside jobs” and our own Governments are actually responsible. Well yes, the Government might be peppered with liars and cheats, but would they plan large attacks against their own people ? I’d question that. It goes on, and tells me that our “rulers”..

.. deny us FREE energy! Keeping us addicted to oil, keeps us shackled to “the control system”. If we had free energy, we would save about 50% of our incomes. Our evil “rulers” want us broke and destitute! Free energy would transform this planet and bring enormous benefits to everyone!

Well yes it would. But wait, we’re just edging into a whole different world because apparently …

They deny us antigravity technology, which would give us very cheap, clean, safe, super fast transport.

Yeah. How dare they hold back that antigravity technology. Tssk.. Anyway, I won’t say too much more, but it basically states that the “rulers” are the 13 wealthiest families in the world. They seem to include the Royal Family, the Morgans, Rockefellers and Rothchilds. They’re controlling us all and stopping us having cool stuff. It’s bad, and we should all burn CD’s to spread the word.

Remember the original Levi advert with Mr Oizo? The first few adverts didn’t show the product or mention it. It was just the puppet bopping away to the tune for 30 seconds. It worked big time..

Now there’s another one, and I’ve no idea what it’s advertising … It is rather good though …

So, I’ve never heard of this group and, despite trying, couldn’t really find much on the t’interwebs about them apart from an old Facebook page. Anyhow, they’re actually very good indeed, and performed a lot of their own material which was actually better than some of the covers they performed.

This track was particularly impressive and I quickly filmed it…

This advert seems to have taken in a life of its own now. Other adverts have started using the word “Boom!” and now people seem to be saying it a lot more…

Simple really, but very funny… :)

Who sits down like this?? I mean, really…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIGhYMwRgs&feature=youtube_gdata_player

A radio DJ called Paula White was taken off air last Friday. The BBC said she was “under par”. Listeners said she sounded drunk.

You decide. Personally I think she was completely hammered…. Pretty hilarious…

Remember the Buttery Biscuit Base tune from Master Chef? Well, the guy behind that has tweaked a clip from the Greggs documentary. Excellent… :)

Honestly, I think I’ve just stepped into the twilight zone. It started by me nearly getting run over by a woman who purposefully drove straight at me. I had the audacity to be walking past the Parent and Child bay that she wanted to park in, even though she had no child.

Then, after I walked in, I popped to the toilet and watched as every bloke finishing before me walked out of the toilets without washing their hands.

Next up, near the checkouts, this boy, Who was aged about two, drinking Red Bull. He hadn’t picked up his Dad’s drink, because his Dad was drinking one too…

Bloody hell! Red Bull?! Fizzy, check. Huge amounts of caffeine? Check. Huge amounts of sugar? Check.

Mad.