Month: October 2004

Make some extra cash!

So, you’re driving down the M4 when, to your horror, you see some nut-case driving directly TOWARDS you. Yep, he’s on the WRONG side of the motorway and he’s hurtling towards you in the heavy rain! AGH! What do you do?! Take action, move out the way?! Flash your lights? Wave at him?! Alert following drivers!? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh….. you take a… Read more →

A Drunken Message

Here it is, the new camera phone from Nokia. It’s a retro 1980’s-style phone with the latest camera technology which lets you take pictures with 35mm film. Now.. you’re in for a treat here, because I’m very very drunk and I’m watching that classic Beverly Hills Cop movie. The missus is in Toronto tonight, so I’m all home alone and… Read more →

A Drunken Message

Here it is, the new camera phone from Nokia. It’s a retro 1980’s-style phone with the latest camera technology which lets you take pictures with 35mm film. Now.. you’re in for a treat here, because I’m very very drunk and I’m watching that classic Beverly Hills Cop movie. The missus is in Toronto tonight, so I’m all home alone and… Read more →

Mobile Phone Inventor was shunned by bank

Back in the ’60s, when mobile phones were just a pipe dream, a guy called John Edwards decided to try and create a truely mobile phone. However, he needed a bit of cash. He went to his local Midland Bank to ask for a loan (Midland Bank is now HSBC Bank) but the manager decided that his idea for a… Read more →

Mobile Phone Inventor was shunned by bank

Back in the ’60s, when mobile phones were just a pipe dream, a guy called John Edwards decided to try and create a truely mobile phone. However, he needed a bit of cash. He went to his local Midland Bank to ask for a loan (Midland Bank is now HSBC Bank) but the manager decided that his idea for a… Read more →

EMail Funnies

Not much of a blog this week (unless I think of something later), so I thought I’d forward on some of the funny links I get sent on a daily basis for you all to enjoy.. :) The most insane flash intro …ever… Needs sound ideally. The Hoff rules, but not quite this much.. http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/ The owners of the KWOON… Read more →

I’ve seen it all now !

The guys at B3ta.com are a pretty mad bunch. They’re a massive swell of nutters who tweak, adapt and blend pictures with Photoshop to make them funny ‘n stuff. If that didn’t make sense, just click here and see for yourself. Anyhoo, every week they have a newsletter which is full of funny weblinks, jokes, news and top tips. Last… Read more →