Cup Of Coffee

We’ve now been online for just over 5 years and, with 2008 about to begin, I’ve been looking at the stats. We’re now getting over 27 million hits per month with almost a million unique visitors. Strangely though, our top 20 search hits come from the following… Yup, Gemma Atkinson did get mentioned quite a [...]

A few weeks ago I had to take some time off after getting a serious bout of man-flu.. no, really – it was bad! For those of you who aren’t aware just how bad man-flu is, have a look at this video. Link – glumbert.com

Now, a word of warning on the links below. They may include a bit of f’ing and jeffing. However, they’re well worth a click. I’ve only just got into the DailyMash website but it rocks – very funny satire and commentary on the events of today. Top stuff. :) Those of you in the UK [...]

Shops usually use some pretty weird tricks to entice you in. They may reduce one item quite heavily or have one really big offer to get you in the doors. However, this advertising banner at the local BP petrol station confused me. Why would a multi-coloured foam make me want to use the car wash? [...]

Last night I was on the way home after being forced into doing 6 whole hours of work. ;) The M6, which was fairly empty at 9.30 in the morning, was packed with nutters doing the “brake, accelerate, brake, accelerate, brake, accelerate”-driving style. After a short while the motorway ground to a complete halt due [...]

This morning on the radio the DJ was speaking to a lady driving to work. She’s on her way to the House of Fraser and it’s her second day back after the Christmas holidays… “Boxing Day was mental”, she says, “people were queueing before 8am and we didn’t even open until 9.30am” Then, on GMTV [...]

(Commence rant) What the cock has happened to McDonalds in recent years? See, I used to visit McDonalds quite often when I was a young pup. At college and during my nightclubbing days I’d perhaps nip in for lunch, then we’d stumble into the local Maccies for 3AM beer food after visiting the local club [...]

Gemma Atkinson tends to keep popping up on this site. Believe me, if you stick “gemma atkinson site:coolsmartphone.com” into Google you’ll get a fair amount of results. She’s just come back from her appearance in reality TV show “I’m a Celebrity…” and she’s trying to keep her profile high by… launching a range of bras. [...]

As someone who used to dance around like a music like this (oh, who am I kdding, I still do), I have to post this video….. One guy, one drum-kit. He’s banging the hell outta those drums and there’s no electrical equipment in sight. Top stuff :) Oh, and smoking is bad – mmm-kay? But [...]

That’s it, you can’t deny it any more. There’s UFO’s and aliens everywhere. Look, the Russians found one…