Cup Of Coffee

There’s an election coming up and, on Thursday, we’ll head to the polls to vote. However, I have a problem. I don’t know who to vote for. It’s not because I’m a floating voter, it’s because I’ve not had much information. Just days away from the election I’ve had two leaflets for local candidates. One [...]

Jon Stewart takes the piss out of the British election for five glorious minutes. Ahh.. ‘tis painfully true.. Link – http://bit.ly/dA5lbi

So, last night I had an idea. It’s not often that happens, so I held onto it and wrote it down. The leadership debate was on again. No laser shows this time (the Sky News one had a really cool laser show) but they all had a good ‘ole argument and Gordon Brown admitted that [...]

Hmm.. How the heck did this Mercedes driver do this ? Well, I can’t really understand how, “Authorities in Tulsa, Oklahoma have been left baffled”. It’s pretty ruddy obvious. They’ve reversed too fast or been shunted somehow. It’s not like they’ve done some sort of James Bond-style leap from another building is it ? :) [...]

..and the “Fail Award of 2010″ goes to.. Mr Gordon Brown… A big round of applause please.. Oh dear.. Watch Gordon squirm.. Poor chap. Still, at least he’s got a couple of homes that the tax payer funded somewhere.. Doah ! DOAH ! D O A H !!! D O A H !!! Link – [...]

This is perhaps one of the best shows on TV at the moment. It should be made into a film or something. Putting an Audi Quattro with Gene Hunt in a movie, them properly chucking it around corners and shooting bad guys. This is how all police should operate. In fact – don’t vote for [...]

I’d like to take a moment just sit right there, I’ll tell you how I became a Prince of a town called Bel-Air to pimp my flickr.com gallery. It’s full of pictures uploaded direct from my phone(s). Here’s a few from this weekend. They’re sometimes funny, sometimes interesting. Firstly, this weekend we were in Trentham [...]

Robbed from the b3ta.com newsletter.. What would happen if those platform games were real.. Old paintings come to life.. Those fake accidents we see in crappy TV ads, all in one funky video..

I’m a huge fan of The Daily Mash and today there’s another two stories that I’m going to unashamedly pimp. The first relates to Ryanair – the airline everyone loves to hate. They weren’t going to pay out for hotel costs for European passengers affected by the volcano dust, but now – after realising it’s [...]

Why is this ruddy woman in the news. Unless there’s a story about Jordan exploding then I don’t want to know. Apparently she got sick of waiting for a flight back from Egypt and instead chartered a private jet. To make the money up she offered to fly anyone else home too, at a price. [...]