Month: November 2011

This woman is a mother…

Society is screwed I tells ya. True, there’s lots of people coming into this country. True, the country is changing. However, unfortunately also true is the fact that many jobs are filled by foreigners because a lot of Brits would rather sit on the dole. Anyway. Lots of swearing here. This woman was filmed and has now been arrested after… Read more →

Flying lawnmowers

A rather funky advert will be hitting your screens soon. It’s for some Airmiles card or some shit called “Avios”. I thought it was some sort of weight-loss drug but apparently not. Anyhoo, here’s the advert… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiJ4T3E-NM8#! ..and here’s the crazy people who actually made those things fly.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dzjuxy_awQ Avios have agreed to send me * £9000 for posting this,… Read more →

Thanks Train Line

What the cock is it with companies misleading you and squeezing in crappy surcharges for everything? TheTrainLine is another one. Sure, the tickets are cheaper, but they’re only cheaper than the cost on the day of departure. Oh, and as we all know, if you try and buy train tickets on the day of departure you’ll usually end up re-mortgaging… Read more →

Google Doodle – Failed submission.

Ever tried to contact Google ?? Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Ooohh… it’s impossible. It’s like trying to nail a stick to a concrete block using nothing more than a banana and a rubber mallet. Somehow, this guy managed it. He sent his own Google Doodle in – the one above – as a suggestion for the mighty Google logo. They said no.. but… Read more →

Pat Sharp is on I’m a Celebrity

Ahh.. Remember “Fun House” ? Pat Sharp had long hair and we all had a secret crush on those two girls with pom-poms.. Hmm.. Whatever happened to Melanie and Martina ? Well, here’s the girls in an early episode. This one is dated 1989.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9hd0wvfIB4&feature=related Now here’s the girls in 8 years later in 1997.. Crickey.. what happened eh?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl0HhhOWK8w&feature=related… Read more →

M5 Crash

So, after possibly the worst accident in many years here in the UK there’s a lot being said about what could have caused the crash on the M5. It’s interesting to see many news channels saying that a “distraction” could have caused the multiple pile-up. With 7 confirmed dead I don’t really want to say too much, but perhaps continually… Read more →

Get your gob sorted

OK. Let’s get personal for a moment. When I was young I used to love sweets. Heck, scratch that… I still loves sweets. Who doesn’t ? I ate a few too many sweets. Lots. I used to go to the local shop in my school lunch-break and buy sweets. I loved them and I didn’t brush my teeth properly either.… Read more →

Weird advert number 359

Adverts on TV seem to bit hitting the “WEIRD” button more and more. This is mainly because there’s loads of rules and regulations telling advertisers what they can and can’t say. This gravy advert is definitely up there. Bonkers… Read more →

Being at home in the day…

..has meant that this week, from Monday until Thursday, I have counted 10 “scrap iron” vans coming round our street. I guess they could be the same two or three guys going round each day but I doubt that there’s anyone left with scrap! Oh, and I must applaud the one scrap-iron guy – he plays the “Steptoe and Son”… Read more →