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Month: November 2011
This woman is a mother…
Society is screwed I tells ya. True, there’s lots of people coming into this country. True, the country is changing. However, unfortunately also true is the fact that many jobs are filled by foreigners because a lot of Brits would rather sit on the dole. Anyway. Lots of swearing here. This woman was filmed and has now been arrested after… Read more →
Trololo Space Odyssey
Words fail me on this. If you’ve been round the t’interwebs for a while you’ll know this tune.. Now, slow it down by 800% and it sounds like something from Space Odyssey.. Bejezus! Read more →
Flying lawnmowers
A rather funky advert will be hitting your screens soon. It’s for some Airmiles card or some shit called “Avios”. I thought it was some sort of weight-loss drug but apparently not. Anyhoo, here’s the advert… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiJ4T3E-NM8#! ..and here’s the crazy people who actually made those things fly.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dzjuxy_awQ Avios have agreed to send me * £9000 for posting this,… Read more →
New Carslberg advert
Epic :) Read more →
On a long car journey
I’m sure kids have done this on a car long car journey haven’t they ? Oh… wait a minute.. :) Read more →
Oh man, I was going to do a site about this
Well done to the people behind YouParkLikeAC***.com – A website shaming those who park so badly that they need to be plastered onto a website. Raar!! Read more →
Chantelle and that bloke who used to be with Jordan
… I feel sorry for the child already, and they’ve not even been born yet… Read more →
Just to put everything into perspective
This.. on a stick. Epic. Blow it up to full screen. Earth | Time Lapse View from Space, Fly Over | NASA, ISS from Michael König on Vimeo. Read more →
Thanks Train Line
What the cock is it with companies misleading you and squeezing in crappy surcharges for everything? TheTrainLine is another one. Sure, the tickets are cheaper, but they’re only cheaper than the cost on the day of departure. Oh, and as we all know, if you try and buy train tickets on the day of departure you’ll usually end up re-mortgaging… Read more →
Didn’t I link to this ages ago?
I think I probably did, but heck – here it is again. Epic Bollywood stuff… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yBnl_krN_U http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z3j3IIMCYs Read more →
Google Doodle – Failed submission.
Ever tried to contact Google ?? Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! Ooohh… it’s impossible. It’s like trying to nail a stick to a concrete block using nothing more than a banana and a rubber mallet. Somehow, this guy managed it. He sent his own Google Doodle in – the one above – as a suggestion for the mighty Google logo. They said no.. but… Read more →
Business Mouse
Rarrr!!! Love it, don’t really know why, but love it. Contains a bit of swearing :) Read more →
Pat Sharp is on I’m a Celebrity
Ahh.. Remember “Fun House” ? Pat Sharp had long hair and we all had a secret crush on those two girls with pom-poms.. Hmm.. Whatever happened to Melanie and Martina ? Well, here’s the girls in an early episode. This one is dated 1989.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9hd0wvfIB4&feature=related Now here’s the girls in 8 years later in 1997.. Crickey.. what happened eh?! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kl0HhhOWK8w&feature=related… Read more →
People are too scared to talk to… other people at times
So, the wheel fell off this plane and even though passengers saw it drop off, no-one thought to report it?! Link – bbc.co.uk/news Read more →
M5 Crash
So, after possibly the worst accident in many years here in the UK there’s a lot being said about what could have caused the crash on the M5. It’s interesting to see many news channels saying that a “distraction” could have caused the multiple pile-up. With 7 confirmed dead I don’t really want to say too much, but perhaps continually… Read more →
Greek debt problems have their benefits.. ;)
Some bad stuff is happening in Greece. Strangely all the TV networks here in the UK seem to be talking to the same Greek MP… I wonder why Eva Kaili is always first on the list ;) Read more →
Get your gob sorted
OK. Let’s get personal for a moment. When I was young I used to love sweets. Heck, scratch that… I still loves sweets. Who doesn’t ? I ate a few too many sweets. Lots. I used to go to the local shop in my school lunch-break and buy sweets. I loved them and I didn’t brush my teeth properly either.… Read more →
Weird advert number 359
Adverts on TV seem to bit hitting the “WEIRD” button more and more. This is mainly because there’s loads of rules and regulations telling advertisers what they can and can’t say. This gravy advert is definitely up there. Bonkers… Read more →
Save the planet, but you might get burgled
N-Power have sent us a leaflet telling us how to use less electric. Meanwhile, our local Police have sent us a “local Policing update” which tells us to leave lights on timers so that “opportunist thieves” don’t break into your house. So… what to do… Read more →
LFO – LFO
Sorry, this was just on the radio and I had to post it here. Classic chooonn… Read more →
Being at home in the day…
..has meant that this week, from Monday until Thursday, I have counted 10 “scrap iron” vans coming round our street. I guess they could be the same two or three guys going round each day but I doubt that there’s anyone left with scrap! Oh, and I must applaud the one scrap-iron guy – he plays the “Steptoe and Son”… Read more →