When Channel 5 started up a few years back we all thought… Why? What is the point? It was an analogie TV channel, launching pretty much the same time as “ITV Digital”, which later fell apart and became Freeview – the national terrestrial digital TV network. With digital TV boxes now costing 20 quid a [...]
Archive for October, 2005
Clocks, Houses and Top Gear
A short blog to tell you al that the clocks go back early in the morning, so Europe and the USA get an extra hour in bed. Back to GMT for me – no more British Summer Time. It’s dark, cold and wet here in the UK. Booo!!! Still, this is when TV ratings (and [...]
Now THAT’S an arse!
Sweet Mary Mudder ! There’s a programme on Channel 4 called “Hollyoaks : Let Loose”. I don’t watch it, believe me. But wOaH! Check these pictures of Gemma Atkinson (there’s a site about her here too) from some magazine.. CALLING ALL THEME / SKIN / HOMESCREEN MAKERS! I’D LOVE A HOMESCREEN / SKIN WITH GEMMA [...]
Bird flu my arse!
I was out shoppping yesterday in Morrisons. As I got to the checkouts I noticed that the queues there were really long, so I got in the “you’re obviously on your lunch break”-queue (i.e. 9 items or less) and waited. At that point some elderly bloke sneezed all over me. I’m not kidding – this [...]
Smoking ban my arse!
What the heck is going on with our Government and this smoking ban stuff ? It’s just a complete mess and they’ve come out with a bill which is pretty much exactly the same as what’s currently happening in England anyway. Our Health Secretary, Patricia Hewitt, said that she is “proud” to announce this bill [...]
A bad Rover Metro
The first thing I wanted to mention here was something I read over at B3ta.com, which made me laugh. Please tune out for the next paragraph if you find anything offensive because it’s about a sexual action called the “Spiderman”… “Is a girl I’ve been shagging for a few months but not really ‘going out [...]
Weddings, Parking and Puppies!
I took a day off today. It’s chuffing brilliant to have a day off and make a nice two-day weekend into an even nicer three day weekend y’know. I took today off primarily to go try out some suits for our wedding in June next year. We got up early (around 11.30am) and then went [...]
Fuzzy Brushes!
At the pub the other night I noticed this device whilst pointing the pink shooter at the porcelin firing range. It’s the a big tub full of Fuzzy Brushes. According to their “knocked up with Frontpage in a couple of hours”-style website, Fuzzy Brushes are… “…a unique ‘all in one’ toothbrush and breath freshener, designed [...]
UrbanDictionary.com
I’ve only just stumbled across UrbanDictionary.com. It’s a site where people can submit their own words and definitions. Browse to it and put a word or place-name in and see what happens. Sometimes you get a good, descriptive and knowledgeable write-up, but most of the time you’ll get a funny description of the word. As [...]
Smelly Pants!
I saw this on the news this morning. It follows the invention of new “pong proof” pants. Tiny fragments of silver are woven into the pants (underpants for you guys in America) to help stop bacteria multiplying. Sky News decided to ask the nation whether they change their pants daily or not. The results are [...]