Cup Of Coffee

I’ve tried not to blog about this purely because the people doing it aren’t worth any kind of publicity, however this afternoon a green cherokee jeep was driven into Glasgow airport and set alight. The individuals inside were captured and nobody was injured. This, of course, follows two foiled car bombs in London yesterday. The [...]

OK, OK, I said I wouldn’t mention it any more but I’ve had a few emails asking to see the video of me in “action” at Daytona. If you’ve not read the previous blogs about this (here, here and here), then you should try it. Many people go to Florida each year and no doubt [...]

A few miles up the road from here is a town called Cannock. You may not have heard of it, but it’s an old mining town which has now become famous across the internet due to amount of chavs living there (seriously, check ChavTowns.co.uk and other sites). Now, if you’re not entirely sure what a [...]

I guess I’m showing my age here, but here’s a programme that I vaguely remember from my childhood. It’s not so much the lady in the builders hat, but the weirdly big computer behind her and perhaps the daft little car too. The programme is Chockablock, and I don’t even want to mention what year [...]

I rarely blog about political issues, but today Tony Blair steps down as Prime Minister. In his place comes Gordon Brown. Now, I’ll have to apologise for being so utterly shallow, but I’m not a big fan of Gordon Brown. My reasons are as ridiculous and nonsensical as ever but I’ll try my best to [...]

Many weeks back I wrote a big blog post about a night out in Birmingham. For one reason or another I lost the original text and never actually posted it. However, I recently found a video on my phone from the night in question so I thought I’d re-write my original blog. We’d decided to [...]

I’ve had a rather strange weekend. It ended last night with me getting a severe dose of man-flu, which I’m still suffering from this morning. Emily seems to think it’s just “a bit of a cough and a sore throat”, but only us men can know the real pain of full-blown man-flu. On Friday I [...]

Ahh – this bloke was having such a good time too! Police eh? They spoil all the fun!

“Right then Dave, we’ve finished up here. Let’s go home” “Righto” “Bugger!”

This news story nearly made my eyes water. Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch!!! If you’re in Liverpool and you meet a girl called Amanda Monti, STEER CLEAR!!!!