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Below is an excellent clip from Michael McIntyre. I fell about laughing when he started talking about Scottish people. It’s all so true.. Link – YouTube.com

The FAA (Federal Aviation Administration) produce reports on any incidents and publish them on their site. Here’s one from last week, detailing “vibration in the number 2 engine”. The plane turned back and landed “without incident”. Here’s the report…   **********************************************************************************   Report created 11/27/2007   Record 1                                     ********************************************************************************** IDENTIFICATION  Regis#: SWA438        Make/Model: B737      Description: 737  Date: [...]

Call me childish here, but this made me laugh This BBC News story covers the striken MV Explorer, which is currently sinking in the Antarctic Ocean. The BBC calls it a “fist-sized crack” (ahem), while over at Sky News report they’re saying that the ship, “suffered a 25cm by 10cm rupture in its hull”….. Now, [...]

My darling wife pointed me towards the new Spice Girls video a couple of weeks ago. The video is cringe-worthy to the extreme, with each girl trying to out-sex each other and Posh looking like a constipated skeleton. Seriously, check out the video and see how the girls distance themselves from each other in this [...]

Now, if this isn’t a good enough reason to get a check-up I don’t know what is. I saw this van as I sat in a massive traffic jam on the M6 at 8.30. Get your company to sign up to their occupational health solutions and you too could have a nurse in the back [...]

Oh dear, the UK Government seem to have completely lost their heads and have lost a CD containing the personal data of 25 million people. The details include names, addresses, dates of birth, child benefit numbers, bank details and National Insurance numbers. The Prime Minister (Mr “I look permanently drunk” Brown) said of the news.. [...]

Last night I had a bit of a rude awakening. I woke up to hear some banging in our kitchen downstairs. Presuming it was the cat knocking something over I checked the time – it was 4.30. I was about to roll over and get back to sleep when I realised that the cat was [...]

Sorry in advance to everyone who drives a 4×4 / SUV / large vehicle but, after getting stuck behind one of these things SLOWING DOWN TO 15MPH to go over speed-humps yesterday, I have a new-found hatred of them.. Link – Nissan Advert (Adam Buxton version)

Here’s a couple of vids I just had to show you. I don’t know quite why I like them so much, they just made me laugh out loud. They’re both from the Lord Mayors Parade in London this last weekend. It’s basically a bit of pomp and ceremony to welcome the Lord Mayor. Anyhoo, the [...]

In Cannock the big Christmas light switch-on has taken place, but it’s not in the town, oh no. Locals may be aware of a certain lady who’s a massive Elvis fan. She lives on the road going from Stafford to Cannock and many will know about her Elvis Presley gates and cars on her drive. [...]