Cup Of Coffee

One from weebl

Gears — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 21:17:06 +0000

A rather excellent video via b3ta.com – another weebl creation…

At the chip shop

Gears — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 19:00:28 +0000

My turn to cook tonight, so .. chip shop. I was up there just an hour ago. Whilst being served we had to wait the obligatory 50 seconds for the potatoes to turn into.. slightly hotter potatoes (I really wish they wouldn’t do that). Anyways. While we’re waiting, the other member of staff, who’s a young girl and obviously new, wants to add up an order. I swear on my life that this is what happened…

New girl – “Can I add this up while we’re waiting for the chips?”

More experienced girl – “Yeah sure, there’s a calculator by the till there. What you adding up?”.

New girl – “Two sausage and chips”

More experienced girl (not hearing it properly) – “Two what?”

New girl – “Do I use the decimal point?”

More experienced girl – “It doesn’t matter either way.”

New girl – “So it’s 2 dot 10 multiplied by 2 dot 10″

…. strewth girl… you’re going to be serving chips for a loooooooooooooooong time :(

Sorry Chrysler

Gears — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:00:48 +0000

Your cars are fugly… OH ! What’s that ! A Fiat 500.. now that’s a lovely motor… talk about style it’s…. wait a minute…. it’s a ruddy Chrysler again.

Azealia Banks.. Well, she’s a bit rude.. ;)

Gears — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 20:23:23 +0000

Woaha. Love this tune, but I’ve obviously been listening to the radio edit because the full version, below, us a little more…erm.. explicit..

Windows Phone competition entries

Gears — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:31:55 +0000

Microsoft recently ran a competition and wanted to get “Droid rage” tweets or messages showing your love for Windows Phone.

Anyhow, they had some entries. I’m guessing that some of the entries could have been spurred on by the sheer fact that a free phone was on offer.

All I have to say about this one is…. seriously ?

Welcome to Stoke on Trent

Gears — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:39:50 +0000

The comments section on ” The Sentinel” website is like stepping into another world at times. No matter what happens on Stoke, someone on the comments section seems to know the person involved.

However, this particular story seems to have quickly descended into insanity, with the girlfriend and mother of the burglars mentioned in the piece both adding some particular pearls of wisdom. :)

Link – The Sentinel

Hello Staffordshire University students..

Gears — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 10:17:14 +0000

I salute you…

I’m so sorry, I had to..

Gears — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 21:22:30 +0000

I’ve just sat down, put ITV1 on and watched this “Take Me Out” thing for the first time. It’s a dating show and looks a lot like “Blind Date” but with.. err.. more women and shouting.

Anyhoo, I had to grab this particular clip. The lady that this guy picked seemed to suggest that she hadn’t enjoyed the date.. I’m not so sure..

Katy Perry in the mix

Gears — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:29:01 +0000

I like it when fairly boring songs are mixed up properly. This one, by Dave Aude, is rather splendid…

Iron Sky. Someone drank too much and cam up with a film

Gears — Sat, 11 Feb 2012 13:35:53 +0000

Words. Fail. Me. This is a real film, coming out on April 4th. Check out the website. It’s just …. I don’t quite know what to say really. It’s apparently a sci-fi comedy, but at times you really don’t know what to think…